老师：
这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
A
drunkard
in a
bar
saw
a
man
coming
in
with
a
duck
under
his
arm
and
asked,"What
are
you
doing
with
the
pig?"
The
new
comer
said
it
was
a
duck,
not
a
pig.
"I
was
talking
to
the
duck,not
to
you,"the
drunkard
replied.
在酒吧间，有一个酒鬼看见一个人腋下夹着一只鸭子走了进来，便问：“你和猪在一起干什么？”
新进来的人说是鸭子，而不是猪。
“我在和鸭子说话，不是和你说话。”酒鬼回答说。
George
comes
from
school
on
the
first
of
September.
"George，
how
did
you
like
your
new
teacher?"
asked
his
mother.
"I
didn’t
like
her，
Mother，
because
she
said
that
three
and
three
were
six
and
then
she
said
that
two
and
four
were
six
too....."
